History is punctuated with infamous times when a man has regretted not listening to a woman. I’m sure Eve told Adam not to even look at that apple. I have it on good authority that Napoleon had been warned by Josephine about the terrible Russian winters. And Mrs Lincoln definitely advised her husband that the play was rubbish and he shouldn’t bother going. Only last night, I told my lesser half where to go and he didn’t so I sulked all night! So Boris, I told you, not once, not twice but four times!! And look what’s happened. As the motto says, always listeneth to a woman. The end.

Dear Boris

Oi Boris

Ey Boris

FFS Boris