Day Eighty-One in Lockdown #3.0

10:23 Lindsay didn’t realise how much fun you could have with a Flash Magic Eraser. Her sink is gleaming. Just need the kids to wake up and she’ll have a go on them next.

10:32 Frankie is clearly in need of some different company as he gets affectionate with an animal carcass on his morning walk.

12:47 Lindsay fails to spot the rogue pair of dark underpants which have crept into the white load. Rogue, so obviously they are Joel’s.

15:02 Joel is shocked by his mother’s appearance.

“Must be wild out there, is it Mam?”

“Don’t know. Why?”

“Your hair is crazy.”

“I haven’t been outside.”

16:12 Lindsay is starting to get worried.

“Abigail, can you smell burning?”

“Yes but you’re not cooking.”

17:12 Lindsay’s ordering a Chinese for her dad.

“I’ll have Young Child fried rice.”

“Excuse me?!”

“Young Child fried rice with my chicken.”

“Do you mean Yung Chow fried rice?”

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