10:23 Lindsay didn’t realise how much fun you could have with a Flash Magic Eraser. Her sink is gleaming. Just need the kids to wake up and she’ll have a go on them next.
10:32 Frankie is clearly in need of some different company as he gets affectionate with an animal carcass on his morning walk.
12:47 Lindsay fails to spot the rogue pair of dark underpants which have crept into the white load. Rogue, so obviously they are Joel’s.
15:02 Joel is shocked by his mother’s appearance.
“Must be wild out there, is it Mam?”
“Don’t know. Why?”
“Your hair is crazy.”
“I haven’t been outside.”
16:12 Lindsay is starting to get worried.
“Abigail, can you smell burning?”
“Yes but you’re not cooking.”
17:12 Lindsay’s ordering a Chinese for her dad.
“I’ll have Young Child fried rice.”
“Young Child fried rice with my chicken.”
“Do you mean Yung Chow fried rice?”