(Still haven’t caught it.)
10:23 Ian’s trying to persuade Lindsay to come on the dog walk.
“No. I’ve got loads of Bridgerton to do…..Cleaning! I mean cleaning!”
10:54 Lindsay gets an email asking Can You Dance? She types ‘I think I can when drunk’ and hits reply. Turns out it’s the name of the company and it was probably for Abigail.
11:01 Lindsay cleans herself with shampoo, washes her hair with shower gel then goes to moisturise with toothpaste. It doesn’t bode well for the rest of the year.
11:38 Joel’s been complaining about the Wifi so Lindsay goes to reset the hub. She’s appalled by how dusty the table is and cleans it. She forgets to reset the hub.
13:01 Lindsay goes to clean the toilet. She ends up needing a wee. She forgets to clean the toilet.
13:17 Ian returns from the walk.
“Ian. You need to take the record player back.”
“It only plays half the album.”
14:42 “I’m going to clean the shower Ian.”
14:43 Lindsay manically sprays some industrial strength bleach over the tiles then lies on the bed playing Solitaire.
16:32 Joel notices the new turntable.
“It’s a record player.”
“What does it do?”
“What did you get that for?”
“Because I wanted something else to dust.”
17:01 Lindsay’s grumbling again.
“Ian. This door handle doesn’t work.”
“It’s a dummy.”
“That’s what I’m saying! It doesn’t work.”
Ian thinks it’s gonna be another long year.
18:32 The red wine starts to kick in. Lindsay thinks she can dance.