08:55 Lindsay’s work day gets off to a great start. No kids turn up.
09:00 Some buggers arrive.
10:27 Lindsay is sick of this lockdown. She’s gonna write to Boris and ask him to schedule the next one when the weather is nicer.
13:37 Lindsay tries to engage her students by mocking herself up as Harald Hardrada. No one seems to notice the difference. She evidently looks like a crazed Viking everyday.
14:32 Ian pretends to take an interest.
“How was your day?”
“Rubbish! No one said anything stupid for my blog.”
“You just carry on talking Linz. Won’t be long.”
15:54 Lindsay’s helping Joel with schoolwork.
“Go and get me a mask Joel!”
“Don’t be stupid. I don’t have Covid.”
“No worse. Halitosis.”
16:32 Joel’s not enjoying German.
“Mam! I want to go back!”
“To your home planet? I knew it!!”
17:24 Lindsay’s catching up on the news. Some political analyst says Joe Biden is currently threading a needle. Lindsay thought he’d have more important things to be doing.
17:32 Part timer Ian has cooked tea.
“So Joel. Is it ok? Or would you want more next time?”
17:34 Lindsay’s stuffed. Her jeans are too tight She goes to undo the button. It’s already undone.
18:12 All the kids appear in the living room like zombies from The Walking Dead. Yep. The WiFi’s not working.
19:02 Lindsay pours her second Baileys.
“Thank Christ it’s the weekend.”
“It isn’t. It’s Thursday.”